Is America Actually Like This?

First up, I'd like to welcome all my new readers! Our WHY Cupcakes bushiness cards have been passed out like hotcakes, and since it has my blog address on my views have gone up by a planet(: Also, I gave my business card to a JOURNALIST today! She's the founder of The Independent  and I felt really professional saying 'hello my name is Amy-Anne Williams and I would like to interview you for my blog. Here's my card.' I also gave my card to an estate agent and the owner of Essence (the spa place). Oh, and a few of my neighbors and even the vets(: Also my history teacher and my ICT teacher have my blog address, so no more moaning about homework or uniform for me(:

This is the first and last time I'm ever going to do this sort of post (she says)! And it's only because of my backbreaking amount of homework! So welcome to my one-of-a-kind GUESS THE LYRICS!

Written your Christmas list yet? Because I have some suggestions!

*Just a warning, it has mild drug references so I don't want to be responsible for freaking any of you out*

I'm through with standing in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me

(So what you need?)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla on the house)
I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[Chorus]

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

I'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

[Chorus]

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

Yep, you guessed it right! It is...

Now why do I love this song?

1) Because it's American! And as ya'll know, America is my favouritest thing EVER!!

2) It sums up what we all want. Big black jets, big bathrooms, never ending credit cards!

3) It's actually quite sad when you listen it it. It's like Nickelback has a dream that he's never going to turn to reality, but he's so desperate to reach it that he's willing to do anything... Hey, I cried at Chicken Little people!


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A<3

*Is America actually like that? I've never been, but I really want to find something to compare it to!