I am going away to Wales tomorrow, so I'm not sure whether or not I'll be able to post for a few weeks. I may update you via my mother's blackberry, but there won't be any pictures or music clips or videos, so I'm VERY VERY SORRY to have to deprive you of my blog.

But, on a brighter side, have you noticed my new blog design? I needed to change it, and this was the best template I could find. I re-decorated it and TRADAAAA!!!!

I have a gazillion awards to put up, and there's three days left of my poll, so stay tuned and I'll see if I can take a break from my holiday to write to you at the local library. WELCOME!!

Little Orange Tree is staying with my Nan whilst I'm away, so he should still be alive when I get back(:

So, that is my GRAND GOODBYE to all of my worshipers.

I shall miss you!!!!!

A<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


New Design..?

Hey, just a quick post because I'm packing for Wales on Saturday - I want to change my blog's design, but what to? And, even though it's a bit belated, it will be for my celebratory 3000 pageviews, so, er, here's your reward!!

Option #1; The design it has now, but just in white instead of blue.

Option #2; 



All tiled in the background, or would that be too hard to read?

Option #3; Striped background. But what colour?

Option #4; A garden theme, with the green grass and blue sky.

Sorry but you'll have to imagine it...:L


The Liebster Blog Award (#5)

And another one!! But this one was given to me by Shakira at Shakira's Book Blog 'n' Stuff... FANKOOOOOOO!!! But since it's my fifth one, you can find MY questions, nominees, other answers ect, ect HEREHEREHERE and HERE.

Oh, and I'm just going to do one award quick because I've got my family over and I don't want to seem rude...(:

Here's what Shakira asked me...

  1.  What is the one thing you'd like to change about the world? 
War. I know that most people would go for World Hunger and Murders and Kids Homes and stuff, but if we just abolished war then the rest of that would sort itself out. Oh, and smoking. I'd definitely make smoking illegal.

  1.  If happiness was currency what kind of work would make you rich?
Er, PRS-ing. If you guys don't know what that is, then you are NOT true donkettes. Sorry.

  1. What one thing haven't you done that you really want to do?
I've written a whole list of those HERE, if you have time to check it out.

  1. Would you break the law to save someone you love?
Uh, YEAHHH. But I love a lot of people so if I had to do the opposite of the same thing to save them then that would be a bit AWKWARD, don't you think? DONKEY. (Sorry, I just HAD to do it...)

  1. Do you push the elevator button more then once?
Sorry? What did you ask? I'm too busy pressing elevator buttons...

  1. Have you been the kind of friend you want to be your friend?
I think so, but I wouldn't want to have a friend so amazingly fantastic as me, they;'d have to have SOME flaws...(;

  1.  Do you ever feel like you've lived the same day 100 times?
Er, huh?

  1. When was the last time you noticed the sound of your breathing?
When you asked me.

  1. Did you just try and listen to yourself breathing now?
YES. You should really learn to listen(:

  1. What is your favourite characteristic in people?
Nananananananana. Huh, what was that? Oh don't you just hate it when people don't listen?? So, er, probably listening, if that counts...(:

  1. If you knew today was your last day on Earth how would you spend it and why?
Oh I don't know. My brain hurts. Why do you ask so many questions?????????????????????

I know. Best questions&answers ever.  



Films I Need To Watch Otherwise I'll Die.

I need to see these. I do. Honestly.

The Lorax

"The Lorax is an amazing CG movie from the makers of Despicable Me based on a book by Dr. Seuss. Ted (Zac Efron) will do anything to get the attention of Audrey (Taylor Swift). When she introduces him to the concept of trees, he knows he has to get her one. But he wasn’t counting on having to deal with The Lorax, a grumpy creature who has taken it upon himself to protect the world. Cue a highly colourful adventure (in every sense of the word) that will give Ted an insight into the mysteries of the universe."

Ice Age 4; Continental Drift

"Ice Age: Continental Drift is the latest episode for our prehistoric friends. When they discover that their continent has been set adrift and they have been separated from friends and family, Manny (Ray Romano), Diego (Denis Leary) and Sid (John Leguizamo) set sail on an iceberg to see if they can survive personal extinction. Throw into the mix a sabre-toothed squirrel with a treasure map in an acorn and you have an adventure that will mean the exploration of a whole new world for our three intrepid survivors."

The Amazing Spiderman

"The Amazing Spider-Man is a state-of-the-art special effects super-hero movie with brains and heart. Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield) comes across a new clue as to why his parents vanished when he was young, a clue that will throw light on his identity as Spider-Man. The evidence leads him to the lab of his father’s old colleague Dr. Connors (Rhys Ifans), but there’s more to Connors than meets the eye: he is, in fact, The Lizard. Battling him on one side and the police on the other, will Peter’s romance with Gwen (Emma Stone) ever get off the ground?"

Men In Black 3

"Men in Black III sees the welcome return of our agents in a time-travelling caper to stop those pesky aliens destroying the world. Agent J (Will Smith) is about to discover that the universe holds secrets that he has never been told about but he will only discover them by travelling back in time. The reason he has to do a backward jaunt is to save his colleague Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) from an alien intent on wiping out mankind. To help him, he has a young Agent K (Josh Brolin) and he’s going to need all the help he can get."

Five Year Engagement

"The Five-Year Engagement is a romantic comedy from the makers of such classics as Bridesmaids, Knocked Up and The 40-Year-Old Virgin. After knowing Violet (Emily Blunt) for just a year, Tom (Jason Segel) proposes to her. Blissfully happy, they are not too worried when events start to stand in the way of their wedding but as the clock ticks on, it’s starting to look like their big day is fated never to happen. Whether it’s job opportunities or family members, everything seems to be standing in the way of their ultimate happiness. The Five-Year Engagement is a comedy with heart and brains.Buy Vue Cinema tickets online for The Five-Year Engagement and watch the film trailer below."


"Ted mixes live action and CG-animation to bring to life this laugh-out-loud-funny tale of man whose life is being ruined by his childhood teddy bear. And this is no ordinary teddy. While the young John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) is delighted when his favourite toy is magically brought to life, by adulthood, his furry friend has turned into a bit of a drag. Outspoken, lecherous and a bit of a liability, he’s basically an even blokier version of John himself. And when John’s girlfriend Lori wants him to get serious and ditch Ted, John’s got some very hard thinking to do.Buy Vue Cinema tickets online for Ted and watch the film trailer below."

The Dictator

"The Dictator is the hotly-anticipated, guffaw-out-loud comedy from the 21st-century’s king of parody. General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen) loves his country. In fact, he loves it so much that he’ll do just about anything to ensure that nasty liberal Western views never reach its shores. And while many of the leaders who’ve inspired him have fallen in recent years, Aladeen shows no signs of releasing his grip. So when  the tyrant takes his appalling behaviour, his hatred of democracy and his Chief of Security and Procurer Of Women (Ben Kingsley) to America, The Land Of The Free, the laughs are guaranteed to follow.."

That's My Boy (sorry for the bad trailer)

"That’s My Boy is a belly-laughs comedy that will resonate with anyone who has ever been embarrassed by their dad. Donny (Adam Sandler) was a tearaway as a teenager and fathered a son, who he had to raise with the boy’s mother in jail. Becoming estranged as soon as the boy was old enough to leave, Donny drifts into a life of debt and hedonism. It’s only when he’s faced with jail over an unpaid tax bill that he discovers his son – just about to get married – has made a fortune. That’s My Boy tells the story of the disastrous reunion."


And I can't actually find a description for this. Sorry.

And it's only three more days now until I go to Wales, so I'm going to have shorter posts for the next few day. I can draft some scheduled posts for when I'm away, so you won't be left in suspense. Okay??


Amy's 'WOAH, WE'RE SO TOTALLY LIKE... ALIKE!!!!!' Of The Month...

Inspired by Neevie's 'Neevie <3's', the great 'WOAH, WE'RE SO TOTALLY LIKE... ALIKE!!!' OF THE MONTH was born. Here's my most favouritest-est things of the month, EVER.

1. Bright red hair dye. My sister dyed mine today and now my hair has gone from this...

 I know it's an avatar of someone else, but I couldn't find a hairstyle on Google that fits my before hairstyle AND colour as good as this does.

To this... (!!!!!!!)

Only my skin isn't as pale as that, and my hair isn't as long as that (see above avatar picture), so just use your imagination; I'm sure you have one(;

2. American TV.

Recently I've really got into this. Now my favouritest-est shows are How I Met Your Mother, Rules Of Engagement, Desperate Housewives, Big Bang Theory, Judge Judy, Jeremy Kyle USA, Ugly Betty, Glee, Bridezillas, Don't Tell The Bride and Sweet 16. Oh how I LURVEEEEE this new phase of mine!!!!!!<3

3. Gossip magazines.

I've really got into these too. Maybe it's because I've got too much time on my hands since the holidays started, but I absolutely ADORE the juicy gossip inside these. And the Agony Aunt and Embarrassing Moments pages are just LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!!!!!

4. WALES!!

Wanna know a secret? I might be moving back to Wales!! Hallelujah!! I've been in England for two years now but it's not so fun anymore. And, I want my Welsh accent back!! So, I'm going to Wales on Saturday to see how it turns out. Fingers crossed, eh???

5. Geek glasses!!

I've recently got a pair, and although I don't technically need to wear them, they're now on my face FULL TIME!! I can't remember the proper name for them but hey, they say love is blind(;

6. Skin care products!!

I've set myself a task for the Summer holidays, and that is to create my own Skin Care Range. I'm researching and I'm saving up for the products, and then TRADAA, the FABOO line of Williams (I hate my last name) Cosmetics will be out in the big wide world!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!

7. Photo editing!!

Okay, so in my latest post I asked you if you wanted some buttons, and four of you said yes! So here's the buttons for Shakira, Sophie, Nadia and Nicola!! Welcome!!!!





And mine!!(: Had to be done though, you know?(;

8. Bright colours!!

It's Summer!! And I'm LOVING the bright colours all around me! Aren't you??

9. Rollerskating!!

Not surprised?

10. YOU!!

I am so completely in LOVE with you all right now!! You've given me views, comments, recommendations, awards, followers and, most of all, you've brought me pride!! Pride as the owner of this blog, pride that you love it, pride that you're actually out there READING THIS!!

But then again, what did I expect? I mean, this IS the bestest-est blog in the world.

AREN'T WE ALIKE?!?!?!?!?!?


Want A Free Blog Button?

Okay, so I'm in a really creative mood at the moment. I've been making loads of different logos and competition buttons on my computer, and I just want to make MORE!!! 

And so, if you just comment below then I will make you a FREE BLOG BUTTON. Oh yes, the amazing photo editing skill of Amy-Anne Williams can be brought to your doorstep with just one simple click of a button!!

I know, I'm just so convincing, right?

Here's some I made earlier...

For the Adventum Blog Award...

For The Diverse Blog Award...

For the W.I.T Blog Award...

Oh, and look, it's me in the eye!! A pretty rubbish one, but I needed something for my blog's twitter (@awkwarddonkeyy) account...

So literally, just comment below and I'll make you one(: Even if you DON'T have a blog I'll make you one for your non-existent blog!!

I know, I'm so totally awesome you want to scream.


The Adventures Of Cecily Unibrow

I can just imagine your face now like 'who the rosy old haddock is Cecily Unibrow? Why have I never heard of her?!?!' , right? Well, Cecily Unibrow is a good friend of mine. A VERY, VERY good friend of mine. And she is such a nice person. Generous, funny, kind. And, Cecily Unibrow, is, er..

I am Cecily Unibrow, along with my cousin over at our NEW, JOINT BLOG, Cecily Unibrow. It's not going to be as awesomely superior as this blog, as it's not going to have new posts daily, but it'll be close enough. Want a little taster? Well here's The Art Of Tea Dunking, written by MOI from Cecily Unibrow....

The Art Of Tea Dunking, Part One.Firstly, you want your tea nice and hot. Not too hot, so that you burn off all your insides (nice thought?), but hot enough that it would burn a baby's bottom. Got that?

The Art Of Tea Dunking, Part Two.

Now you need a nice packet of biscuits. If you are a beginner, then I advise you use just plain biscuits. If you're advanced or intermediate, then you may move onto the chocolate biscuit dunk. Beware though, this can get messy.

The Art Of Tea Dunking, Part Three.

Now, carefully, you want your biscuit to make contact with your tea. This is a very dangerous step, and so you may need expert help. Dunk half of your biscuit beneath the tea's surface, and hold your breath.

The Art Of Tea Dunking, Part Four.

Oh, and breath out again. We wouldn't want you to pass out during your great Biscuit Dunk now, would we? *Evil face* Now, the hardest bit - guessing when your biscuit has been in long enough. After roughly two seconds, pull out your biscuit and check what sort of strength your biscuit has. If it's quite a strong biscuit, then it can stay in for longer. If it's a weak sort of biscuit, then it should be ready after approximately a further two seconds.

The Art Of Tea Dunking, Part Five.

Now, the taking-the-biscuit-out-of-the-tea step. Slowly, you want to rise your biscuit up from it's bed of tea. Position yourself next to the tea so your biscuit won't crumble in mid-air-fly, and then, TRAAADAAAA, your moment has come!! Simply plonk your biscuit into your mouth and feel the gooey substance take over your emotions. You can now freely enjoy the experience of soft, sugary biscuits sinking into your taste buds, without having to fish them out from the bottom of your mug.

I know, I am so amazingly good at writing you just want to faint, right?

So follow, comment, recommend on Google, award us, congratulate us, send us presents - do whatever you like. Oh, and if you want to moan at Imogen for making me miss out on today's post, I'll be giving you my best regards(;

Enjoy the whole-new exerience of Cecily Unibrow and her FABOOO blog!!



Update On Little Green Seed

I have to be REALLY REALLY QUICK, because I'm going round my cousin's house in a few minutes, so I'm just going to do a REALLY REALLY QUICK update on Little Green Seed.

For those of you who, for some inhumane reason, do NOT know who Little Green Seed is, he is my few months old little orange tree, trying to get by in the harsh weather conditions of England. I grew him from a green orange seed from an orange from Morrisons, and here he is today.

History lesson over, here's some close-ups...

Through the window.


Oops. Wrong photo.

Taken from outside.


Naaawwww, isn't he tiny?!

Watering can(:

Watering in my pyjamas...

My FABOO camera skills...

Jealous yet?!?!?!


Somewhere Over The Rainbow Meme...

Had to be done.

First up, I've got my '3000 Views' post coming up, so stay tuned for that, and once I've reached 5000 I'll be hosting a BIG competition. Oooh, exciting, right?!?! I also need to put up--
Ohmigosh. I literally just forgot what I was going to say and it was the BEST BLOG IDEA EVER. Urghh, I hate myself for forgetting!!!! And the whole reason behind it is that, well, you know the new Miller  Corner advert on TV? Well I got a bit distracted trying t work out which one I was and... I've gone a bit off track, haven't I?

Anyway, after visiting at my Rival Duck Blog (vote in my latest poll, I NEED to beat her! But who is 'her', you may ask? Well, MWAHAHAHAHA, I'm not telling you!!!) (Sorry, did I get a bit too carried away..?) again, I noticed that she'd posted a meme from HERE, and I thought it looked so cool that I just HAD to take part in it too! Rival Duck was my inspiration, so, you know, I could be yours... *hint hint, smiley face, backflip*

Angry Red

1. Are you currently mad at someone?
This will sound really blah (duhh, of COURSE it's a word..), but I'm mad at my dog at the moment, for not running fast enough when some tennis players came into our court and saw me skating about without permission and we had to run but he was just SO SLOW in realizing that it was another one of my early midnight crisis...

2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?
I like to think that I have a pretty mellow family (*sings 'they call it mellow yellow'* *realises you're not impressed and starts singing it backwards* *calls over to drum-playing monkey to rock some beats* *backflips*), but my sister has probably got the worst temper, but she's pregnant (as I've said before) at the moment so I think I can forgive her(:

3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
I throw pillows at my dog (geez, this makes me sound like a dog abuser... which I'm not... obviously...) when he goes to the toilet downstairs or when he rips my stuff appart.

4. Is anyone mad at you?
I don't think so... except maybe my sister because I asked her if she'd drive me down to Wales when she was having contractions... (she's pregnant, as I've already said...). And the many tennis players that I have peeved off...

5. Are you usually mad?

6. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell?
Stare angrily.

Exciting Orange

1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?

I'm not telling you, it's a surprise...

2. What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
My Christmas Skating Preformance! Okay okay, so it's not 'coming up', but it will be in a few months...

3. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Erm, maybe 'I'm rich!'? Isn't that what average millionares think or is it just second nature to them, and to realise that would be an epiphany? (Philosopher Jr, here)

4. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
A pair of really expensive (free) artistic figure skates with a McDonalds medium meal with a box of large fries to eat... (just the McDonalds, NOT the skates...)

Yellow Belly Self

1. Name: 

Wouldn't you like to know... (Amy)

2. Birthday: 


3. What's your main goal in life?
To be an inpiration to others, to have made a difference in other peoples life, to be remembered, you know, the normal teenage hopes...

4. Do you want to have children?
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to go through all the pain. And children smell.

5. When do you want to die?
People say they'd want to live forever, but would I really? So it depends really, bexcause I like to think in the whole life-after-death thing, but I don't think about it too much because it freaks me out...

Opinionated Green

1. Are you against gay marriage?
HELL YEAH!! Joking, of course not. Why should they have less respect than us? Actually, why is there even a 'they' and an 'us'????

2. Lower the drinking age?
Honeslty what would the point of that be? No one follows the law anyway (don't they? *shifty*).

3. Capital Punishment?
Depends on what punishment. If it's the death-by-air-force sorta thing, then no. But I'm not so sure.

4. Abortion?

No. If the child is already growing inside of you, then it'd be like murder. Sorry.

Lovely Blue

1. Do you love someone?
I love my family, yeah, but I don't THINK I love anyone else. My friend Saffron is always in 'love', but then the next boy comes along and then she forgets about the last. I think that love is forever for eternity, sorta thing.

2. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes. I know some would call it lust, but if you know you'll be with them forever, if you know that you could not live without them, if you know that you couldn't bear for your heart to beat without seeing them everyday after just one look, then it's love. But hey, who knows.

3. Do you believe in love?
Of course. It's the thing sold to everyone of us in books, TV and radio. And it's not just love for people that I believe in, but things too. For me, I love skating. Hinestly, I LOVE it. Lock me in a room without my skates for a day and I'd be skating on my eyeballs to cure my addiction. 

Purple Query

Q: How glasses of water did you have today?
I don't drink water. I drink energy drinks to give me short blasts of energy for my axels and salchows and loops whilst jump-skating.

Q: What color are your socks?
I hate to break this to you, but I'm not wearing socks, I'm a a babygrow LOL!

Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
Skate. Am I goign on too much about my skating too much? Sorry.

Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
My life savings; a few pound(:

Q: Are you for or against Hillary?
Er, who?

Q: Look to your left. What's there?

Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed?
Probably something of my sister's... (I've mentioned her quite a lot in this. Weird.)

Q: What website(s) do you visit the most?
Youtube, RRARSC, Rival Duck's... can't remember the exact URLs through so ig you want to see, you'll have to search(:

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
I did have my cactus but I took it out(:

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My neck from looking down at the screen, my back from too much skating, but  try not to complain(:

Q: Do you own a picture phone?

Last but not Least, Pink

1. Person you saw:

My mother(:

2. Person you sent a text message to:

My best friend Alana *waves again*

3. Movie watched in cinema:
Woman in Black

4. Song you listened to:

Literally just listened to a cover of the A Team

5. Person you talked on the phone with:

My friend Ella.

6. What are you doing right now?
The bad thing is, I have no idea...

7. What are you doing tonight?
What AREN'T I doing tonight? Sorry, but it had to be said.

8. What are you going to eat?

Probably some cereal. I always eat cereal before I go to bed.

WOAH, that was long. And I don't know if there's any mistakes or if it sounds weird because I actually wrote that yesterday, and I'm just posting it up quickly before I go to bed because I don't want to leave you on a cliffhanger.