Audition For BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT!

I just opened up my email account, and here's what I read...


Dear Amy-Anne Williams,

CONGRATULATIONS! You have been chosen to attend an audition for BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT!

WHY DID I EVER EMAIL THEM!??!?!

Because, (oh WHY), I thought it'd be cool to put on my CV.

And that's it.

But now I've got an audition.

An actual, proper audition for Britain's Got Talent.

Just without a talent.

WHAT DO I DO??????? I have to go to London for the auditions, but I have no talent to show!! 

Comment and tell me what I should do, because otherwise I fear I may have to leave the blogging world forever and go live under a rock.

*sobs*

27 comments:

  1. Hi Amy! Good luck for your audition-how about singing or reciting a poem?
    Sophie:)

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    1. Me sing? In front of GAZILLIONS of people?? And poem? *faints*

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    1. And fall off the stage and land on the judges?? *screams*

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  3. I thought you were going to sing? Do it, i'm sure you'll be amazery! :D xox

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  4. I'm sure you will be fine! Maybe you should sing if you can or do comedy.


    xxx

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    1. Would the Queen REALLY wan to see that? *sad face*

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  5. That's pretty cool! But let's be blunt here. You will probably not get in, because thousands of people audition and even the super talented don't always make it. Remember that this is a freaking TV show and they want people to tune in and either go, "Oh, GOD! She's so crap! Ha ha ha ha! Look at her! Stupid girl," Or, "WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!!!" So, no matter how bad you think you are, there WILL be people worse than you - much worse - and they'll be publicly humiliated for entertainment. And there will be people better than you. It'll still be fun to audition, though (:

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    1. Yes Rose, you are RIGHT. Then I could say I went on Britain's Got Talent*(:

      *Without a talent? *sobs*

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  6. I thought you were going to sing? you should, it will be amazing! Its such a good experience, and I would know because ive auditioned 3 times before, and I went for the latest one a week ago in birmingham! I sang, and its really cool!

    gjam xx :) http://gjamhill.blogspot.co.uk/

    p.s Im now following your blog! cuz I love it!! :)

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    1. Haha thanks(: How far did you get?

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    2. I dont know yet, they just say they will let you know if you get onto the tv stages in feburary, but I am not patient and cannot wait! :)

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  7. Hahaha... you seem really freaked! Do something amazeballs! Something that they will remember. I wouldn't sing if I were you - not beacuse I can't sing- but because bgt is more versatile isn't it. You'd have to be outstanding to make an impression. Well maybe you are fantastic, then great I'll watch you in the live shows. Rollerskating seems cool if you can make a routine and dance and all that.
    hmm.. I'll mull it over when I have more time
    Marian :D x
    P.S Is really commen for people to enter things like that coz I ain't ever?

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    1. FREAKED??? I'm even twiddling my thumbs!!

      Yeah, singing's meant for X factor really isn't it? But I'm not American thus to young for that atm.

      Erm, I don't know. I know a lot of people WANT to, but like me they don't have talents... *cries histerically*

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  8. Yeah I thought you were going to sing?:D
    I'm sure it'll be alright.
    You should go for singing if you think you have a brill voice!
    If not then try to think of something you do naturally and people say 'wow, wish I could do that!'

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    1. I can design clothes? I memorize the brands in Vogue? But would Simon Cowell really stare in awe at THAT?

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    2. how about designing something on the stage really quickly with something strange. E.G. one guy made a pic of Michael McIntyre with toast and marmite!

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    3. I'd probably try to do one of the Queen or something and it'd come out looking like Yoda haha:L

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  9. THANKS FOR TELLING YOUR COUSIN AND I KNOW YOU CAN SING ( WITH GUTAR) JUST LIKE YOUR MUM .I DEFFONTLY DIDNT GET MY SINGING FROM YOUR MUM BUT I GOT IT FROM MY DAD LUKY ME NOT! ANYWAY I COULD TEACH YOU HOW TO DANCE!

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    1. Me? Sing? And you used your capital voice on me!! *frowning face*

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  10. Oh Connor says he could go instead and pretend to be Amy Williams we could put a wig and everything on him lol

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    1. Haha lol, but I haven't gone in by the name of Amy-Anne Williams...(;

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  11. Amy I am so please for u! talk about ur blog

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  12. Emily, I think I'd faint doing just that. Besides, I wouldn't want to bore ya'll(;

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