Right now I'm in a library surrounded by a crowd of... oh, maybe four people? Two or which are librarians having a good old natter, and ones a little 10-year-old playing war zombie games, and the other is a late-twenties-old man with two piercings on the side of is head surfing facebook playing EXTREMELY LOUD songs through his headphones.
Yep, I'm in Wales.
I have a full hour-18-minutes to type this up, so you better be ready..
Okay, so I have no idea on how long I've been here, because old two-piercings-on-his-head-loud-music-listener-er-er has completely frazzled my memory, but I CAN tell you things that I HAVE done that have glued themselves to the back of my mind for all eternity.
Ooh, exciting, right?
Well, my best friend Alana was ill when I arrived, so I just unpacked my bags and got myself settled the first day.
Day two was spent--
This man is doing my head in. And it's the SAME SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
--Day two was spent with my second bestestestest friend Chloe, and we--
"You're a little late, I'm already to-or-or-nnn..."
--danced and watched TV and played with the dogs, just like old times. I slept over hers that night and--
"I am cold and I am chained, laying naked on the flo-or-or-rrrr..."
--Okay, so just a quick summary then.
THINGS I'VE DONE
-Gone to the cinema with Chloe+sisters, and watched Ice Age 4. After an hour an a half of watching, I got up and found out that I'd been sitting on a chocolate button the whole time. Everyone else must have thought that I was SO SCARED throughout the film, that I had actually POOED MYSELF. Such fun.
-Slept over Chloe's.
-Slept over Chloe's again.
-Walked the dog over Chloe's, so our dogs could catch up.
-Went to the park to give everyone else a chance to remember me. "Gawd Amy! You've changed!" "Erm, so have you..?"
-Went to the park with Alana and Jamie-lee (another friend) and elbowed someone in he butt because he looked really dodgy and approached us after smoking some things I CANNOT mention on this for the sake of younger readers...
-Went into town with Alana and bought a load of stuff, like bracelet charms and a skipping rope ( (: ) .
-Went over Chloe's to watch the Olympics.
-Went to McDonalds various times.
-Had many awkward encounters with people I may have forgotten about until recently...
--How much better can this day go? Now I've got two creepy Primary kids behind me reading everything I'm writing and I am SO INTIMIDATED): .
Sorry, but this library isn't helping my amazing writing skills flourish. I shall be back tomorrow (or the day after, or the day after that...) because 10-year-old game maniac has a scarily good aim with a gun, old two-piercings-on-his-head-loud-music-listener-er-er has seriously got a problem with good music taste, the two Primaries are whispering and giggling over my shoulder, and the two librarians are talking about 'what Julie did last weekend'...