love at first type ("oh amy you're so punny")

So guys, you may have noticed that I haven't blogged in a whole entire week. That's because the day after I last posted, my padre ordered me a Macbook Air from Amazon and I decided that I wouldn't post until I had this swanky new piece of technology to actually post on. After literally waiting by the window for days on end, my glorious new Mac was finally delivered. 

As if obvious from my (hilarious) blog title, I am utterly shallow and in love with my Macbook... so much so that I could eat it all up - all 4,294,967,296 bites of it! *laughs at my own hilarious pun* 

I'm so glad that when the delivery guy came he didn't RAM it through the door! 

Okay, I'll stop now.*

How much would you guys judge me if I gave it a name?

~What does having a Macbook to blog mean for The Blog Hermit?~

Better quality images

I'm finally going to deliver on my promise to bedaub this blog with wahayy!-looking images. Now that I have a neat little laptopy thing to post on, I can upload photos from Jayze to The Blog Hermit like that *clicks fingers in an O-formation*.

GIFs

Yes, GIFs! This blog will finally have some magical moving pictures! This is going to soon feature some super cool Harry Potter -esque content, let me tell you. Once I've figured out how to actually do so.

Edits

I'm hoping to download Photoshop soon, so that'll mean I can design blog post headers and whatnot, Little Birdie Books style.

Subheadings (see what I did there?)

I literally just found out to do this, so expect an incredibly overuse of them from now on.

No more The Blog Hermit

It's true! The Blog Hermit has its young and not-so sudden death wildly approaching. We all knew this tragic day would come. Alas, all that's going to happen is a change of blog name and URL. Please welcome..

 

As my Mac shows, Little Tea Elephant is only in it's primary design stages, awesomely created by Sarah at Creativity Avenue (obviously, she's American). This is only a small sneak peak at it, but when the actual design is live I'll let you all know. I already love it.

Anywhale, beautiful little blog posts shall resume once I've figured out both how to use a Macbook Air and how to not procrastinate every little part of my life whilst using it.

Oooh also, just whilst I've accidentally turned this into an updation post, I think I'm moving back to Swansea! But shh guys it's all top secret right now. Even so, I'm going to start practising the pronunciation of the elegant schhuch's and phlethnch's and garchlechnechthththchchchchch's of the majestic native language. Ah, Welsh.

Have a good day guys!

#stopamyspuns2014 *